I do not hold you responsible for my attitude (I am adult enough to own my attitude) nor do I sling out my sentiment to cause pain, resentment or embarrassment…perhaps.
Aside from that, I feel that you are the way you are (awful) simply because you hide behind Monday. The accusation of hiding, in some estimations, may prove to be more cause for resentment (on your part) and insult (again on your part) than being just plain awful,(which you are) I understand. I myself have been accused of hiding and that accusation stings and nettles me – I’m sure it does the same to you. However, to keep to the truth I am sure, beyond doubt, that the reason for my feeling resentment toward you is that you hide behind Monday.
Tuesday, hiding is a despicable practice and never have you come forward and tried in any way to defend Monday. Never have you reasoned with us, (slaves to the paycheck), that the reason we hate Monday is that you yourself Tuesday show no mercy in longevity nor do have you open-handedly proffered us hope. You are a repeat of Monday with the added rancor of making us all feel trapped without a Friday in sight. Tuesday you even paint poor old Wednesday with a drear and deadly gray that makes sorrow seem interminable and Thursday so very far away.
I do want you to know that I have settled down to write this letter to you on a Wednesday. While I suffered through your hours yesterday forming my accusations I thought it would only be sporting of me if I gave you the full day – to see if you redeemed yourself at all.
You did not. My home was quiet, dull and sullen with the Tuesday doldrums when I walked through the door. All the inhabitants therein, right down to the cat, looked at me with the idea that perhaps I should do something – anything, which would give relief. I failed and being that it was Tuesday I felt that perhaps my failure was helped along.
Know too, that I pause in my other letter writing (one to U.S. Literary critics that has been confounding me for some time, another to audiobooks in general and another to Corrie – I just found her physical address again and the most adorable owl cards that are just dying to be sent) so that I may further analyze my feelings and express to you my dismay. I realize too that there is nothing I can do – you are. Nor do I want to argue the fact that you are third in the week or second in the week according to ISO standards (drop dead). Nor do I want to want to delve into your ancestry to some Norse god – you are more than that, you are more than a name – you are a 24-hour eternity. You’re awful.